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ohpierre:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

damn I gotta catch up

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phrux:

snarkeet:

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I wish this necklace was the real deal.

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

is this what JO crystals do

theegyptgame:

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes

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said no mother, ever.  (via deserted-streets)

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If you can’t cook, how will you take care of your wife?

dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

(Source: mynameisdavid23, via crystallized-teardrops)

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

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